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So where have ya been my Johnny, Johnny? And where have ya been my Johnny-O?

You?ve been down to the orphanage. Were ya down there messing with the girls?
I can tell ya been there John, for I see you?re back with your hair in curls.
Did the nuns they chase ya John? Or were you able to steal a kiss?
Or did Sister Kearney rough ya up? Don?t come to my table looking like this.

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Where have ya been my Johnny, Johnny? Where have ya been my Johnny-O?
You?ve been down there with the girls. Did ya wash the germs right off of your nose?

You?ve been down to the publican. For I see you look a might distressed.
Your clothes are tattered, your shoes are worn,
and you?ve spewed up on your Sunday best.
Don?t you want to be a good boy, smart in school, and be profound?
Get your ass up off of my chair, and you let Mr. McGuire sit down.

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And where have ya been my Johnny, Johnny? And where have ya been my Johnny-O?

Now Mr. McGuire is takin? you, for I won?t raise a heathen child.
We?re putting you into a home, you can?t live here, you?re far too wild.
Don?t you think you?ll like it there? You act like a criminal, it?s what you get.
You?re in need of good reform. They?ll pound you ?til you thank ?em for it.

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And where have ya been my Johnny, Johnny? And where have ya been my Johnny-O?
And where have ya been my Johnny, Johnny? And where have ya been my Johnny-O?