Just a ship out on the ocean, a speck against the sky Amelia Earhart flying that sad day With her partner, Captain Noonan, on the second of July Her plane
(ray stevens) Let me tell you ?®bout ahab the arab, the sheik of the burning sand, He had emeralds and rubies just a-dripping off ?®a him and a ring
(chinga chavin, kenny ?°snakebite?± jacobs) We don't have no love in's in el paso We don't go to porno picture shows We don't swap our wives with
(kinky friedman & panama red) Ain't you the golden boy Of the silver screen, Your mother's pride and joy, The promoter's dream. No time for autographs
(kinky friedman) Well, a long time ago in old tokyo By the softly flowing stream I left her there with the stars in her hair On the other side of a dream
(kinky friedman) Time to resign from the human race Wipe those tears from your lovely face Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose Before all hell
Did I hear you say you wished that you could leave her? Has some foolish disagreement made you blind? If you traveled around this world, you wouldn't
Lord it's the same old tune Fiddle and guitar. Where do we take it from here? Rhinestone suits and new shiny cars; It's been the same way for years. We
(bob dylan, jacques levy) Lazy stadium night, Catfish on the mound. ?°strike three,?± the umpire said, Batter have to go back and sit down. Catfish,
(kinky friedman) From a friend of yours in texas Who's had a little trouble finding love. I'm considered quite attractive And I've always been quite
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(traditional) Father, let thy blessings Touch us and remain Guiding all our actions Till we meet again. Father, keep us loving, Brave and true and free
(kinky friedman) Well, it's retro rocket time inside my attic I'm all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic
(kinky friedman) You uppity women I don't understand Why you gotta go and try to act like a man, But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
(kinky friedman, ronee blakley) Hello good mornin', it's suddenly dawnin' That it's been awhile. Last night I dreamed of a hollywood queen, She was wearin
(Kinky Friedman, Ronee Blakley) Hello good mornin', its suddenly dawnin' That its been awhile. Last night I dreamed of a Hollywood queen, She was
Walking down Division street, I happened on to meet A stranger with a package in his hand He said, ?Mister, if you follow me, rainbow colors you will
back home again. Kinky! Lord knows she don't understand him She does the best that she can, This good-hearted woman Loving a good-timing man. Kinky,
