He's a serious mister Shake his hand and he'll twist your arm With monopoly money We'll be buying the funny farm So I'll do flips, And get paid in chips
You stay the night at his house With no ride to work And I'm the one who tells you He's another jerk But you're the one who can succeed You've only got
Now that I've met you Would you object to Never seeing each other again Cause I can't afford to Climb aboard you No one's got that much ego to spend
At least you know you were taken by a pro I know just how you feel She talked a perfect game deflectin' all the blame You took the jack and changed the
Once upon a time is how it always goes But I'll make it brief What was started out with such excitement Now I'd gladly end with relief In what now
As we were speakin' of the devil You walked right in Wearin' hubris like a medal You revel in But it's me at whom you'll level Your javelin Wasn't that
Oh, susan, you were clued in You knew just how this thing would go A prognosis that was hopeless From the very first domino I guess I see it all in hindsight
Let's assume you were right And play the game of charm and strange And satellite And when we've all had our fun Deflate the stars And put away the sun
So maybe I wasn't That good a friend But you were one of us And I will wonder Just like anyone If there was something Else I could've done So maybe
They're all still on their honeymoon Just read the dialogue balloon Everyone loves you-- Why should they not? And I'm the only one who knows That disneyland
Finals blew, I barely knew My graduation speech And with college out of reach If I can't find a job it's down to dad And myrtle beach So, I'm bailing
Finals blew, I barely knew my graduation speech and with college out of reach if I can't find a job it's down to Dad and Myrtle Beach So, I'm bailing
Now that I've met you would you object to never seeing each other again cause I can't afford to climb aboard you no one's got that much ego to spend
He's a serious Mister shake his hand and he'll twist your arm with monopoly money we'll be buying the funny farm So I'll do flips, and get paid in chips
I can't do it I can't conceive you're everything you're trying to make me believe cause this show is too well designed too well to be held with only
At least you know you were taken by a pro I know just how you feel She talked a perfect game deflecting all the blame you took the jack and changed the
As we were speaking of the devil you walked right in wearing hubris like a medal you revel in but it's me at whom you'll level your javelin Wasn't
So maybe I wasn't that good a friend but you were one of us and I will wonder just like anyone if there was something else I could've done So maybe
