s so fluid so far Thanks to Matt on guitar Yo DJ, take 'em to the part Where I turn rap into art Yeah, motherfucker Check this shit out I'm a bad ass
Vertimas: MC Chris. Bad Ass.
do, can't have what I have, untouchable don't be mad If naughty girls need love too then I guess I'm bad Y'all are gonna feel like Chris Columbus when
Well my name is mc and I'm here to say I rock the mic with asbestos all up in yer face Old school like the one used by Ichabod crane Watch me think up
laid. I got to save the princess so he could get the pussy, believe me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi. Mario really wants to get her in bed, so bad
waitin', Your end's waiting for me, I'm cool casual datin', but your booty's callin' me. [Voice]: It's a kind of a strange sensation. I feel real bad for slappin' that ass
Yo, ya gonna eat that raggamuffin? 4 Da Shorteez- Let's show the shorteez some lovin'. C'mon, my name is Sir Loin, bad ass bovine. I got four stomachs
outlaw fuckin', not bad for a drunken munchkin. My name is MC Chris welcome to my lyric luncheon. word up, word up, word up, word up, and you know. [chrous] Name's MC
, one fake tit always bitin her lip, always walkin with a limp always talkin shit, always beggin to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris
? you guessed it. and how does an mc stay impressive to all the naysayers, knuckleheads, and rubberneckers? by mic checkin i reckon, reflect a moment or second on the most bad ass
, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris
to stay alive ('live) Don't try to slip me a five 'Cause I never take a bribe To the beat of a different drummer Bad ass bounty hunter Let no man put
your armor class. Being a geek, it aint so bad. I can't get laid, I got Japanime stashed. And a mind jam packed with sci-fi facts. Dreadnoks rocked, Dynobots kick ass
hoes, cheap seats to the front row! "Oh, mc, won't you rhyme for me one time..." To the kids in the Polo, to the nasty-ass hobos; welcome to the mc chris
at no extra cost we'll take that 30 and spend it on pot we're not too bright we flunk all of our classes get in fights gettin drunk 'cause we're bad kids
when I be placin' 208 bones in one zone; With microphones, I'm like the Blade Runner hunting clones I "Beat It" like one glove and a bad nose job With
sex on a platta That's why your dame was open once I threw these lyrics at her Say what? The rhyme data [unverified] Smokin' wack MC's so bad I'm at
fuck her in the Lex Next Pamela Lee wit her big ass breasts [Whoa] I fuck the bitch since she like rough sex Then fuck MC Lyte since she like a rough
