cable TV (TV) Got to have cable TV (TV) Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV) Can't live without my cable TV Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV
Sometimes I feel, like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel, like I wanna go To the city of cavemen, the city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone, now I'll tell
Frank's 2000" TV Everybody come and see You won't believe it Frank's 2000" TV Everybody come and see Frank's 2000" TV Get a 2-year warranty on parts
You could have a big dipper Going up and down all around the bends You could have a bumper car bumping This amusement never ends I wanna be your sledgehammer
Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I guess
I can't watch this, I can't watch this I can't watch this, I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my Lord What is this
listen to me) I'm just your average schizophrenic, nymphomaniac Albino go-go dancer, you see Nothin' so bad that I can't share it With a billion friends on national TV
fall out of your head That'll be okay with me And you can watch (TV) You can watch Johnny Carson You can watch Phil Donahue And you can use TV Guide