[parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack] Goin' to the market now, market now. I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer. Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping
[parody of "Mistake No. 3" by Culture Club] The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot. I had to send it back, Let 'em have one more shot. But the
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a **** if I cut my arm bleeding This is my last resort 'Cause I'
The Amoeba is so small you need A microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be one They never sing or laugh
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like
Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed
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I, man, am regal A German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonnet
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Now, you won't find me braggin' 'bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare Match
Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns and instant flakes Baked or boiled or French fried There's no kind, you haven't tried You planned a trip to Idaho
Gonna tell you a story About Chuck and Diane Couple British kids from The palace at Buckingham Chuckie wants to grow up And be a polo star And ride his
Get your program running Head out to the center Terminals are waiting For the data that you'll enter Everybody says that you're a nerd, but They should
They showed up on my doorstep Just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the
Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall to wall carpeting Get a wallet full o' credit cards I gonna buy me a condo Never have to mow
[parody of "my sharona" by the knack] Goin' to the market now, market now. I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer. Walkin' down the shopping aisle
I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a
Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm Gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear